why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
I’m going to rate mine like this now
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
- me writing smut: much sex. wow. such good. so hard.
*logs off because ur not a whovian and u have nothing to blog about*
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests
when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved
Do you ever blog and just go Ew IM THE MOST dISUSTING PERSon to ever BLOG ON EARTH WHY DO PEOPLE FOLLOw mE?!??!? IM SO noe
Because I do.
Benny Lafitte-inthians 12:7
The vampire did cast his gaze upon the angel Castiel in the depths of Purgatory, and Benny understood.
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort him, quoth Benny, with a nod and a wink.
I’ve never touched his fuckin’ rod, The Dean replied.